Super Collector's Edition: Number 1!!!

So here goes...this is my first attempt at one of these so-called b-logs (still not quite sure what the "b" stands for[probably short for bowel movement{which this will no doubt degenerate into}]), but I think there comes a time in every person's evolution when they inevitably come to the conclusion that ,regardless of how important what they have to say is, NOBODY IS LISTENING, (or at least nobody that cares ) and really the only way to appropriately gain the "I told you so edge" is to document it for everyone to see, and then, at the appropriate moment, access the internet and then point, with both index fingers at the item in question and, in a humiliating blow to your victims ego say "ITOLDYOUSO"...that'll show them. No seriously, it will.
Anyway, there's one of the reasons to do it, but the real reason why I'm doing it is because everyone else is, and I can't say no to peer pressure. Ever.
I guess the hardest thing for me to do at this point is actually say something meaningful, and think of a name for the blog, and make the name meaningful, and find content that will be admissable in court if the need arises, and fill up a page with stuff and not endlessly rant about stupid things. Yes...that's my only problem. Except for AADD apparently.
By the way that's Riley. I'm training him to become a landmine.
Anyway, there's one of the reasons to do it, but the real reason why I'm doing it is because everyone else is, and I can't say no to peer pressure. Ever.
I guess the hardest thing for me to do at this point is actually say something meaningful, and think of a name for the blog, and make the name meaningful, and find content that will be admissable in court if the need arises, and fill up a page with stuff and not endlessly rant about stupid things. Yes...that's my only problem. Except for AADD apparently.
By the way that's Riley. I'm training him to become a landmine.


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'sblood
I get to be the first post ever!
I shall never wash this keyboard again.
Photographic evidence that a child exists. Good for you.
ah, and Bastard Face is having his typical Christmas Eve shindig with the devouring and such. You should try to attend.
Riley
yes, by all means come over, but be careful not to get devoured.
also, good luck with the witty observation posting.
Crap. I hope that you are able to do other things beside Dan's typical family thing. We will be on a pseudo-island! (Though we are planning on going to my parents house the 26th, I think you would be welcome. Also, if you are around, up to a small cabin in the woods for New Years.)
Also, is the little one and the breasted one coming with you? Assuming you are actually coming?
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