...an easy choice, if you ask me

Despite being only two pages long, this was the best book ever made...ever... here's an excerpt:

(Page 1)
So, like you were just sitting there in teh village one day, minding your own business. Then some guy comes up to you and says, "HOLY CRAP, DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS A NINJA IN TOWN?1!??!11/1?1!?1?//"
Your blurted response to this, "Really? Where is it?" seems silly to you teh instant it comes out of your mouth, since really, who could possibly know where a ninja is at any time except the ninja himself, and really, how is this guy alive if he saw teh ninja?
He says, "well, he was over in the diner a second ago, and then some guy dropped a spoon and it looked like teh=he ninja was totally gonna flip out, so I was like 'I'm outta here, I don't want none 'o that noise', and I left...and fast."
You think to yourself, "self, if this guy really saw a ninja, and teh ninja was about to totally flip out and kill people, really, how is he alive at all?", and then you think to yourself "'saw'=('was' spelled backwards) and realize OMG THIS GUY IS TEH NINAJ!!1!!1!!!1!one!. To your right, you see an open lantern, to your left is a bunch of swords.

If you choose to tip the lantern over and light the ninja on fire, Turn the page.

If you decide to go for the swords and try to fight the unimaginably overwhelming force that is this ninja, Continue to Page 2

If you wish to discover whether or not this person is actually a ninja, and try to unmask him, Turn to Page 2

If you decide to just lie down and die because nothing you do matters anyway, Continue On To The Next Page




(Page 2)

Before you have a chance to do anything, the guy pulls his face off to reveal that underneath it is the menacing mask of a ninja, then he spontaneously combusts, and grabs all the swords and stabs himself with them just to show you how much more awesome than you he is. Then he mind controls you and makes you curl up like a little girl and then kills you in the most awesome way possible. The last thing you think as life bleeds from your flaming, poisoned upper-cut decapitated brain is.."that was cool, and by cool, I mean totally sweet, I didn't believe in ninjas before, and I didn't get a life in time, and that ninja totally came and chopped my head off. I suck so much..." and then you die

Teh End!!1!1 ;-p

Seriously, I was so pumped after reading that story that I totally wanted to kick my boss in the face, and then I thought how cool it would be if ninjas were on Jeopardy. That was an awesome idea. It was so totally sweet that my face exploded...twice and one of the pieces of my face met this guy , and he told me that ninjas were like the coolest mammal ever. I was like "naturally, of course any mammal that FIGHTS ALL THE TIME would have to be cool. And then he was like hey why don't we go back to my school, and say 'sup to my homeys. Then the guy caught on fire and teleported home to get his guitar before chopping some kittens' heads off with his foot. Since I don't have a guitar, or a head choppin'foot, and can't teleport, and at this point was only part of a part of a face, I just went home and watched this video instead, and this one,(which is not about ninjas) and then I read an article about how ninjas were going to be the downfall of America ...That was total bullshit. Ninjas run America, and if they really wanted to, they would have totally chopped off everyone's head like at least a million times.

I'm so pumped right now, I'm totally gonna go out and punch that guys car over. (not thatguy's though, his car has had enough troubles)